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Show BRf f ! Boost, boys: "boost! jjj ,et walk-to-the-right habit. j Smile and boost but, of course, on WW I jj j Sunday you may omit the smile. B. ; . It is suspected that Colouel Loose B , f - """ill hereafter leave his barrel at home B 1 on the piano. i y T You may buy straw hats cheaply . now; but the trouble is that straw jpif ' -hats do not make good eating. Bjfi 1 ft It has been moved and seconded, and HK"'8' carried unanimously, that we have two 1 1 .hundred thousand population in nine- Ht).,!. Utah " Democrats' ' aro goinc to M. , hold their State convention at Logan. f ' Without doubt tho party needs Cache, , spelled either way. B Yet if you desire to know precisely T j ' where Elder King in reality stands, you B ua better hear him when occupying vj ' '1C taocrnncl stand. f ' But Mr. Roosevelt's opposition to na-H. na-H. I v ' j ture-faking stories is not intended to M?, i , i interfere with ihc business of Mr. HK Lj ' Taft's campaign orators. An accident to a family vehicle in l-v ' ' City Creek canyon caused by reckless H. :. . riders, shows that sometimes' there are H also fools on horseback. Hk. ; 1 ' , You wil notice, though, that Repub- t 1 i lican managers aro not hurling at Mr. j . Bryan any charges that he is tapping 1 - 'the monopolies for campaign funds. j , f ' Thirty-five young men of this city ! j i have formed a Bryan club; but what do ( they expect to accomplish with it as against the Big Stick and the prophet? ' , ' t Grand Army veterans are looking for i the best place in the country in which ' to, hold their National encampment. M ( Here it is, gentlemen; right here in Zip-- ping Zion. j Is the determination of Atlanta ( ; physicians, not to attend persons who f ! j are unable to pay, to be construed as a ' movement in restraint of tho coffin-! coffin-! - maker's business? r , i? - President Roosevelt wants the condi- I ?i tion of the farmer investigated: but r, 'w ' tho condition of the farmer's crops ; r.B ' would suggest that there isn't much 'j "1 the matter with him. i i . . Colonel C- Ed Loose got his rather f J A early in the gubernatorial game; but ' 1 that only gives to him the more time ' 3 : . in which to start a small package over ' ' in Mr. Spr3's direction. B $ ' One thing in favor of tho teamster Bii ' ' nocked down n local chauffeur for KM ' having run into his rig, is that tho said j :V X chauffeur seems to have a fondness for getting into such misups. Bjl ii fr. Bri'an denies a PittBburg story bi ' thai he has sold out. Why, certainly 20t' 'ie 'liauauqua will discover, Hl -Mr. Bryan still ha3 a good stock of ' t speeches left, which may be obtained 1.' , at so much per. If'Hi'' However,-there is a disposition on Bf jB1' '!C art ta citizens to make up Blffllr v their minds that the State will Have to BLuirl uiinage to wigglo along Eomchow, oven if it shall bo deprived of the distinguished distin-guished guidance of Governor Cutler. |
