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Show j Is Mr, Roosevelt about to be Vou B ! , Buclow-cd 1 B ' When the hotel men get here on Taes- B . day we will seo many Bonifaces. B Go to your worship today, but sneak fl , in a little boost prayer for Zion. Girls, there are but few days left until it will no longer bo leap-year. B Politicians find that, after all, the hardest thing ib overcome is a mere fl barrel. I ( . The Utah Development League ap- pears to be also able to develop a fairly : lively scrap. Even the thoughts of minds that aro not great run in the same channel along about meal time. B ' - ' Apparently the Dcserot News is bent B upon causing the shade of Ananias to thru green with cuv3'. j ' ' Duke de Abruzzi going to climb 'i.s - Mount Everest. Nothing liko rising !V above one's troubles. Hx It is sal that Senator Bcveridgo wa3' l J once a. booif'agent. Can you now wou- Hft i der vrhy ho talks so much? .i ' State Food Commissioner Peterson . wants facts concerning butter. Here's 'j one: the price is altogether too high. i " iauy men would be glad to relieve President Casiro of all his troubles if L that sixty millions wont along with them. ' "He that hath no rulo over his own Hl yw spirit is liko a city tbat is broken in down, apd without walls.1 ' Proverbs Si Wave yon iioticcd that Elder Sol Kimiall is not. talking so loud nown H'j y) Jaj-s that you have to put cotton in 'J your oars'J Hi s a . 'M ' What -may surprise people mostly "about Gov6rjibr"-elect Spry's selection I ' , of a private seevolury is that his name f 1 'i3 not Smith. i K Congress shows a disposition to re- w ;ent pome, portions of the President's message with something inoro than a H' slup on the Tist. fj 'And possibly the postmaster is un- U 3llo to attend to the prompt delivery of .nu:il because it takes him so long Mjj to rend the post enrdt;. III - rii fhut Washuigloji judge who rebuked '11 '' "railroad by quoting scripture to it ll i.-vidently know what would hurt the Ivl hard-hearted concern most. ll'l c : ""'Of what use is the House of Kepre- k 'i ntntives1?" inquires the Philadelphia 'If Tinics. Why, it is useful as a tail to yi ) j Speaker Qannon?s kite, of course. Jvt . Fighting Bob Evuns has refused to l accept a present of a residence' in Los Uti Angeles. Doe's this intimate that noth- B ig could induco him to live there? W r j : Some or.Ons are of the opinion, how- fl'J fr or, that the President's message was B IH not read in the House without a previous B'r understanding with Uncje Joe Cannou. Ji ' l'a Crowe, the notorious kidnaper, B'j.'l 'us tied fled to become an evangelist, B S according to a Chicago dispatch. Evi- B ?j dently anything will do fora Chicago B jj'l hky-piiot. II f,'Ad,pw:God" Sharp, says he had rov-l( rov-l( vintions; but what he rcallj: had vas a 'ffi bad -uotion, which he afterwards B1t .cbangcti to a better one wbea ho went against tho law. There have been sim- , ilar oxporicnecs in Utah. |