Show tillS OF COLOR THE nIl E Ten I Hko your friendship and all I That sort Of thing I thinA i nut thats got nothing to u c < I With you grabbing my arm I w here my vaccination I Is running nround I Factor I Than Agulnaldo Dont you know that In These stirring times I Its no 5tlrrilC i To slap a man i On the wrist or kick 1ln h I HIm ankle and no InUy would I I Ho if Now keep That great big mlf Of yours In your pocket I Or put a muzzle on It or Any old thing for If I You eer Grab that vaccination again I You Blank blankety I Fool youd better Be quick and roll your Hoop Into another yard I Because it will be dIffiCult work i i Trying to hold an inquest Over what would bo left Of you I hope you Have grasped Limo General I Trend of my remarks bocauso The services of a mortician Are always expensive but I youre Foolish To enough Take another chanco and Put your beer steerer I On my left arm Between the elbow and the shoulder I I S Use the right on a Kcntlcman Meaning you Perhaps Tata dont Go away mad nnd say Come up some time Maud Muller on a summers day Raked the meadow sweet with hay But sho the rake and hay forsook Because her vaccination took AFTER KIPLING Zogbaum draws with a pencil I do stunts with a pen But you stand there with a learned air And scratch up a thousand menu men-u t aGo a-Go up to a crowd of men and hit thorn all on the loft arm r two out of Ihreo dont say ouch weve lost a hel 0 o 1 You know of Arms and time Man Mr Coldlco said Miss Swcelum Yes dear said Mr C but I cant do anything for you my vaccination has takou Which only roes to show that a knife can cut some fovo in two and break up whole happy families AN ITCH I A Comedy Act I Scene Supplication JSupplcfton Scono Subjugation Sceno III Queer Sensation Scene IV Vaccination llon Scone Irritation Sceno VJOuch Damnation Curtain All well A FEW OPINIONS Tho Italian T come here to Jolt dc rocks I getta mo too do smallpox JSooka not good to me In de land of de free To mo an do 1 monk on de box Jean Zo people catch zat sing Oh oul smallpox eel sinS call Zoy do not drink enough Mardols I haf cot not at all I Johnnie Now I hate to owl and roar Dont you know But hits hal a beastly bore Dont you know Ve hitch hawhllo hand then Walt hawhlle and then hapaln Gel haf raid uv something more Dont you fomethlnb Issj I vo chust been vaccinated My doctor he Is line Ho cut de prices down for me From von to ninetynine Dutchlc Do gcinvi are by de atmosphere Derc no relations dough doubh To Germans so von 1 vent out Vy always in I go I i Wing Lee No smalleepox Como in my door Me fullce hop No loom for more BJorg BJorgoiiRCn Ayo shah Aye ha been waxlnato Aye tank de smallpox wurst Dat doctor vlll not cum cgcn Not nf Ayo see him furst osen d 0 0 VACCINATION VISIONS Most pcoplo who go safely through a throuSh a smallpox epidemic miss the disease by a mere scratch vaccinated Lots of people get soro without being I you forget and cross your log when Its loS Js vaccinated you get cross yourself Some people declare vaccination a skin acclnaton 81ll game but they are only skin deep them selves and ought to change the brand of yenyon theyre In tho habit of pmoklng rOD Flons |