Show THE IMPORTUNATE TAILOR Dear sir there is owing to you A trflS account as you say Which may be a bit overdue Still why do you wish me to pay I received your brief letter today Though of debts tis but little I reck I read with exceeding dismay That you really insist On a cheque I am fully aware it is true That its since the run middle of May But why for a hundred or two Such importunate longings display I it werent for Inducements to stay I For the hunting I think I should trek ci For a cycle or two in Cathay I I you really insist on a cheque Do you think that a fiver would do Your groundless alarms to allay I might add another thereto I you grant just a quarters delay Tho goose it is said will not lay Golden eggs if you once wring its neck And this goose I am sure you will slay I you really insist on a cheque ENVOY I now must proceed on my way To drown care in some Pommery Sec For my hair will grow rapidly gray i I you really insist on London a cheque Sketch |