Show I WIT AND HUMOR T Cleveland LeaderIknow said Lit t tie Johnny sidling up > tl the preacher while dinner was fading prepared why the wicked folks is the only ones what gits punished in the next world Indeed exclaimed the good man Jam J-am glad to hear that you know this And i will you tell me why it is Cause replied little Johnny the good people always gits it in the neck here Chicago Record Msdge has been ordered or-dered by her parents to give up Jack altogether al-together Will she do i She says she cant he brings her a pound of caramels every evening Puck Twins BabyCarriage Dealer affably What sort of uaby carriage do you wish sir Wheeler mceklyhyera tandem one please Detroit Journal Has she stolen my heart His grace the duke rose and paced the apartment with nervous energy No he exclaimed halting suddenly Certainly she will pay for it if not now ultimately I must not distrust her ultmatel I Cleveland Plain Dealer George have you and Jimme been lighting again Well Jim hit me I didnt nuther He hit me first I No such l thing He hit me before I bitted him Hes tolling you a big story mamma Didnt you hit me trst No I didnt you dodged London TitBits Mr NewmanYoure a nice little boy Tommy Tommy Thats what they all say when they first meet sister Detroit Free Press Briggs Im thinking think-ing of moving over to your boardinghouse boarding-house Griggs What for Briggs My doctor told me not to eat anything with my meals Brooklyn Life Blinks The world has a place for everybody Winks Yes the only trouble is theres generally somebody else In I Twinkles They had been talking about the Sandwich Islands Are you in favor of annexation the young man asked and the maiden replied re-plied coyly Oh George this is so sudden Yale Record Would you consider it proper to precede the father of your sweetheart down stairs I may be proper but I Isnt always |