Show mYIIJII YIIJII IHF COFFEE 34oooco HE HERALD yesterday yester-day made reference to fga L ruaint old deeds and legal papers on file at the countv recorders office I is doubtful I if any of them can r cnn compare with the 1i1L following copy of an rj Iowa attorney commission I com-mission or whatever else one may choose N jj Sept 10 1856 The cock is crowing for break of day my stumps of I candles are burst out and this day I start on my mission to England appoint ing Leo Hawkins my deut THOMAS BULLOCK The aloe appears at the bottom of a page of musty records noW In the county recorders ofllce Thomas Bullock was county recorder during the year re I ferred to and as the document explains being called on a mission he turned every I thing over to Mr Hawkins I is evident the recorders force had been busy to I get everything properly filed and copied on the records before the head of the dppartment started for England for a large number of papers seem to have been transcribed and the last document after I all was finished Is the above The following day It appears Mr Hawkins assumed the duties of his office 0 < > C > They were elderly people and were en joying their ride up town on a Warm Springs and First ward car Of course everyone enjoys riding on that line because be-cause the conductors and motormen aro the most obliging in the cIty and the cars are always on time but tluus another an-other story Just before turning into Main street the elderly couple called the conduCtor and the man said I suppose this car runs to the deot doesnt tKo t-Ko sir replied the conductor Runs to the Springs Then well have to transfer Just then the 1r P depot cur shot up Main street and the con punching out the facsimilo of the elderly te I man and the elderly lady on the trns fn handed them to his passengers and made a jump for the front platform I wouldnt do to let those old people miss the train and that te I what must hoprien unless they caught that 1 P car Turn her loose cried the eon to the motorman Weve pot to catch that cr The full current was turned on and the race no Inn street commenced At first the Warm Springs car gained nicely hut the U P fellows soon commenced drawing away a little Then the con and motorman commenced whistling in T demoniacal port of way but the other car sailed ri ht along heedless of the whistling duet By this time all the DasFengers were interested and a chorus of yells went up from the front plfitofrm The elderly couple looked surprised Pt the excitement but a race is n race 1 whether Its between blooded trotters or a couple of street cars and the fcrcite 1 ment increased Finally just at the White House corner the Warm Springs boys succeeded In stopping the U P u T sprinters and the con with 2a smile of triumph on his face rushed in to the elderly couple and said Theres your car hard chasp but we stopped em louil be just in time to catch the train Oh thats all right replied the old gentleman We dont take the train until tomorrow morning 0 trnn A short time ago the management of one of the roads leading into this city decIded that it would not stop one of its principal trains at a little station south of this city unless there were passengers to get on or of The management issued a circular to the station agent instructing staton him that the train would not stop except ex-cept to let passengers on or off in which event he should signal The station agent pondered over this circular pll one day and when evening nlnJ came lit his lantern and when No1 hove in sight he flagged her The train came to n stop the conductor bounded off briskly looked around and finally of fnaly sad Well where are your passengers tell em to get r move on Oh I havent got any passengers was the answer Havent Well what in blankety blank did you signal us to stop for Well I didnt know but there was some one who wanted to get off and the way this circular reads I couldnt see you how they could get off unless I flagged I Is said that the blue tinge the atmosphere at-mosphere took on was so thick tht the red light on the rear of the train couldnt least be seen = mile until the train had traveled at < 0 Alex Mitchell commercial agent of the St Paul carries more passes than almost any other man In the city They arc good on all trains too I Is a custom on the Lnlon Pacific to mark in hr it I red letters on its transportation issued to I editors police officers etc Not good I on Overland Limited Train No 1 Sood In connection with this red letter busi I ness he tells a tale of the rresident of a little jerkwater road Itte somewhere in i Pennsylvania The Pennsylvania road j sent him his annual and across the face I of the same was the legend Not good on limited train No 1 He Not even 1 When he sent him complimentary to the I president of the Pennsylvania he wrote across the face of the pass In red Ink Not good on any train They do say that the late Mr Roberts caught on and altered the pasteboard to suit the mag nate of the smaller line a v Every one in the city knows Blazer J I B Blazer who at one time held the ancient and honorable office of justice of I the peace In and for the city or one of Its precincts Blazer left town awhile I ago and caught on with the American Book company and Is now here engaged In l merry war with the other concerns as to wHo will furnish books for the schools Blazer has adapted himself to his changed conditions and now talks a glibly of goeometry algebra square root verbs adverbs prepositions and propositions as he did when he was wont to c cpnverso In learned terms of torts demurrers and crosscpmplaints 00 I I Cissy Fitzgerald has gone away She and her maid left last evening for the cast Cissy was very angry at The Herald and other papers which classed I her ns a variety actress and asserts that Salt Lake critics do not know what talent Is She remarked to a reporter reprtEr < she pedaled her way to a street car I that she thought i perfectly scandalous on the part of the press the way In j which she was treated I wonder said Cissy if any of the people here ever I see the New York Standard and note how it has written me and Illustrated I me Being assured that the Standard j was to be found In several barber shops and eating houses she found time to ejaculate And after all that they served me a they did r I 444 1 After a month lacking a day a cor onrrs inT has decWed that Captain I I Philo McGiffen who made a reputation j as a naval commander In the battle of PIng YInp where he commanded the I Chinese vessels committed suicide the verdict having been rendered on the 10th i He died a Buddhist and left si note stating stat-ing thpt he believed In the scheme and principle of Buddhism while he could not accept Christianity While admitting he I had been guilty of several wrongs In life j he declared his belief that God would not j damn him since he made him He said he did not think he would be reincarnated rein-carnated on the same step and wished his belief to be published to the world V to date the telegraph has not spread this story abroad to any great extent < I A Washington dispatch to the New j York Sun pays What Js said to be the largest American f gJ gver loated hangs i from a top rafter in tie court of the big pension building It is i 50 fet long and 30 feet wide and was suspended shortly before be-fore the holding of the inaugural ball I I has since remained in place and is the object of much interest Visitors to the pension building are told that i will not be displaced until the expiration of Com 1 missioner Evans term as he has alijeady indicated that he wants it to remain The man who sent that should come to Salt Lake The statehood flag which hung in the tabernacle during the exercises l exer-cises attendant upon the admission of eses Utah to the Union was 150 feet long and 75 feet wide That Washington flag I wasnt a circumstance to it |