Show WIT AND HUMOR Chicago Tribune Maw I know why Freedom shrieked when Kosciusko fell Well Tommy Cause she couldnt pronuonce his name PIttsburg News SoxeyThat fellow Prim > as is one of the nicest men I ever met He has such a breezy way with him Knozey Yes I have noted his bracing air but it never touched me Detroit Free Press They say It is bad luck to walk under a ladder Yes there might be a woman round who would ask you to get up on it and hang a picture TIdBits LawyerI am afraid I cant do much for you They seem to have conclusive evidence that you committed the burglary ClientCant you object to the evidence evi-dence as Immaterial and irrelevant Cleveland Plain Dealer You say you have brought me here to propose to me but why do you want to go through it so deliberately Well you see Ive got a friend In the klnet scope line over there behind that tree and I promlsc him to make the movements slow anti distinct Now all ready Boston Transcript RobertSo you were not accepted by Miss Vellum What did she say Did she tell you how sudaen it was Richard Oh dear no Shes literary that she you know She merely replied was very sorry but I was not available I New York Journal Mr Bickers you are unnecessarily severe in your criticisms criti-cisms of our sex declared Miss Klttish after one of his characteristic tirades Facts will not support your statements I bog your pardon Miss KIttlsh replied re-plied he but you will yourself recall that the first woman who ever lived raised Cain Columbia Spectator Herr OH Haf you heard dot dog of mine ate a tape measure undt died Herr KutI suppose he died by inches nlcht var Herr Oil Abernlt he vent oudt in red alley und die py der yard Detroit Free Press Why dont that European war youve been predicting right along come off Mr Sportly inquired in-quired his wife I suppose the klnetoscope people are not ready Cincinnati Enquirer Confound you what are you grinning at asked the man who was getting himself held up Oh well chuckled the footpad I never was a man to take things seriously ously Cleveland Plain Dealer How that bald Mr Skimmer does perspire Yes he keeps his office boy doing nothing else but using a blotting pad on his head r |