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Show imiimHmiimimmMinniimmiiiniiimiminiiniiniiiiiinnmiiniiinnmmiiriiiini'a H 1 Breezy's Sneezers linuiiiniiiuiiiiJiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffl Judge: And you shot your husband hus-band with a bow and arrow? Widow: Yes I didn't want to wake the children. B-S Mrs. Lundy: And who broke your window, dearie? Mrs. Grundy: That good-for-nothing husband of mine. He ducked when I threw a pitcher at him last night. B-S Teacher (looking at Robert coldly),: cold-ly),: I'm told you went to the ball game yesterday instead of coming to school. Robert: That isn't true, and I've got a fish to prove it. B-S Judge: Can't this case be settled out of court? Plaintiff: Sure. That's what we were doing, your honor, when the police stopped the fight. B-S Keith Lemon, home on furlough tells this one: A recruit was asked if he had ever been troubled with athlete's foot. He replied, "Yes, once when a halfback caught me kissing his best girl." B-S "How would you like your egg served, sir?" "Is there any differance in price?" "None whatever, sir." "Then serve it on a thick slick of ham." B-S Doctor: Have you ever had your ears pierced? Patient: No, but I've often had 'em bored. B-S RUIN? Proud Father "I want our Willie to be a politician." Friend "Why?" Father "He's so big and strong, I'd hate to have him ruin his physique by working. |