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Show And Some Mora "I thought you were goiug to kiss me when you screwed up your mouth like that, Gerald!" "Er no, It was only a bit of grit in my mouth." "Then.for goodness sake, swallow ityou need some." Tit-Bits Magazine. Maga-zine. Short and Tall "A man just called to see you." "Was he tall or short?" "Both. He was tall and he wanted want-ed to borrow five dollars." Mutual Pride "I can't tell yovf how delighted I am, Mr. Giles. My son, Reggie, has won a scholarship." "I understand your feeings, ma'am. I felt just the same when our pig won a medal at the showl" Some Fit The new recruit passed an officer without saluting. "Here, my man," called the officer, "do you see this uniform I'm wearing?" wear-ing?" "Yes, sir, and Just look at this thing they gave me." Bold Sam " Jack Look! A lion's track! Sam You- go and see where he went I'll see where he came from! |