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Show Kyt A TOUGH FOWL A good story Is told of a sporting gentleman who ontered a restaurant and ordered a chicken. The chicken was evidently tough, for when the waiter camo In he beheld tho gentleman In a great state of wrath. , r , "Waiter," he said, "this chicken is very tough." "Very sorry, sir. That chicken was always a peculiar bird. Why, when we came to kill it we couldn't catch-It catch-It so at last we had to shoot It. It flow on the housetops, and " "Ah, bv jovo, that accounts for It You must have shot tho weathercock by mistake." |