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Show Deal the Bread! The company cook brought in a plateful of extremely thin slices of bread and butter, which rather dismayed the hungry outfit. "Did you cut these, sergeant?" asked one. "Yes, I cut them," came the stern answer. "Okay," replied the soldier "I'll shuffle and deal." Send for a Doctor Traffic Cop Get along with yon. What's the matter with you anyway? any-way? motorist There's nothing: wrong with me but my engine is dead. Ambitious Hobo Mrs. Jones (to tramp at the door) Are you really content to spend your life walking around the country begging? Tramp No, rna'am, many's the time I wished I had a car. Out of Season "A moth must lead a dreadful life," "Why?" "He spends the summer in fur coats and the winter in bathing suits." A Hard Fall Jasper Our neighbor, Mr. Jones,, fell off his roof while he was shingling shin-gling it. Mrs. Jasper Oh, my I Didn't Mrs. Jones feel terrible? Jasper I'll say she did. He feTT right into her nicest petunia bed! Wace Earner Teacher What is it that comes in like a lion and goes out like a Iamb? Johnny It's father, when he brings home his wages. Corn Squeezin's Tourist (in mountains) This is a wonderful place. I'm sure I can get plenty of ozone here! Native Yes, stranger, all you nave 10 ao is 10 leave a jug ana a half dollar at the side of the road; go away for five minutes and when you come back the money will be gone and the lug will be full. |