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Show How to hunt deer.,, ' (Read with understanding) With the big trek to the hills Saturday Octobe for the wily buck, and the cautions of thp a ' ' ' befall hunters unless they are particularly cautious and during this exodus, some pertinent advice has been off in the lighter (vein: How to hunt deer? . . . First get a fast car so )xu beat the other hunters to the best spot. This will ' a chance of being killed before you get into the '''' Take one or two cases of whiskey, at least four V beer and lots of ammo. Food, tents and sleeping baoj " up a lot of space, so get another case of whiskey m( I Be sure to shoot at anything that moves or look if it might. If it's not a deer, there is always the chat" it might be your mother-in-law. Now, if and when you your buck down, be sure to shoot all the shells you h ' left into it. This will be sure to splinter all the bones aj' bust the entrails. Besides, the locker plant operator H , disappointed if you bring in a clean one. If you decide to skin the deer, be sure to roll it m in the dirt, pine needles and leaves, then, wrap it in nBr paper as they will stick well and printer's ink has the Jt finite flavor of burnt rubber. This will enable you to rea; October's papers in the spring. Now, important note here drag it to the car thro. it over the hood as close to the radiator as possible so j will collect all the heat and dust possible. On the way k be sure to stop at a tavern so you can telPthe other hunter how you killed it at 300 yards, running. Be sure you sta at the tavern until you are certain the locker plant, wha you wish to hang it, is closed for the night and the operator is sound asleep (more than likely, having a nightmare). Lei the phone ring until he is awake, explain you must get tin animal in the cool since he has just been killed and m -he cut yours first, and make it into CHOICE STEAK AND CHOPS. (Our apologies to the Utah State Fish and GameLV partment's advice which can be found in most October issues of any newspaper.) |