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Show j ALL THE TRAFFIC COULD STAND. I Mr. H!tMlru: "Mitl Mra. JillxKm I vote nt the l ist lection 7" Mra. I'ortt i field: Completely. 8ho ' marked ry name 4-i her ballot." i HE BIT. 1ni you a p thai houao up thoie? aaked Wlggi- Viui," nli'd Winn; "what about nr "Well, that houae wag built with mum y niiide from muny aufferlnttJ. wrlthiiitff. itgontpa and much blood." iood Kruclnua!' exclaimed Winn, "Whnt brute Uvea there'.' "My tlentiHt," waa the reply. Ill farca the bind, to hiiHtenliiK Hla a prey, Where, mi we earn muat go the tax to luy-tr rent). fnrla do net faint and fall Into men's arma nowudaya. They can arc nipliah the mult without fnlnting. USED TO IT, "Need any more talent for ynur nrnv-Inir nrnv-Inir picture dnimai?" "We might uxn you. Had nnv ev-perienca ev-perienca at acting without audiences r- "Acting without audiences is what brought me here." Iteadjiiatment: The art of keeplnw prlcea up until aome fM)l competitor g ta-cold ftetand cuts prices. Hetty I'ntco la K"lnf to marry Mr. Whnaia to reform him. Helen ltnw ItnereHiinK. v nm in u; tink, card, gambling1 or what? "He'a a tightwad." I If you are fond of giving good ad-j ad-j Vive, bv twice ua fond of taking it. THE WISE VIRGINS. I-ong ngo th wlae virgins arose, trimmed their lamps, took oil Irv their veaaeia nnd went forth to meet the bridegroom. When the bridegroom came they were ready. Today the wUv virgins drop a little belladonna tutu their lampa. trim their j eyebrow to a thin line, darken their I lahea with a lotion, and also go forth to meet a bridegroom. Hut when the prospective bridegroom comes they keep him waiting a half hour or so, Juat to make them seem, harder tu ;vt.--rYom lh Tatlcr. I The rough bunk of adversity has I cradled more great inlnda than the downy beds of ease. I Making promises and making good ( ilepemla largely on how much you have to make to inakegood. |