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Show I Now lei, us have n fakoless prophet. Men of Harlech will invade Saltair today. . Have 3'ou seen the Picturo Poslal Prophet? "Whore has Denver disappeared to so suddenly? In the realm of "Wanderlust, all roads lead to roam. Watch Salt Lake grow, and see the obstructionist lawbreakers flinch. But tho Billy donk, having outlived the Teddy hoar, ma' now "He-Haw!" Two , hundred thousand in niueteen-Icn! niueteen-Icn! Obstructionists please stand from -underl But if an enemy invade our Pacific coast, expose him to the violent charges of the Santa Barbariaus. H Um-m! Two millions in tithing money to spend every 3-ear! How would you like to bo The Man On The Job? So far as his nomination in the con-volition con-volition was concerned, jlr. Bryan must concede thai the proper thing was Dunn. Astute as they always are, the. news-papermcn news-papermcn have failed utterly to draw from Mr. Bryau an expression of sur-prise. sur-prise. On the other hand, our "Lord's anointed" advocates of tempcranoo .should not -make flesh of drink and Hj fiIi of polygamy. Those who join tho Welsh men and women at Saltair today will hear the splendid music out of which the god of the divine art was born. Although Knox, Hopkins ,& Co.' havo deified our own and only Apostle Smool. nobody has yot tlireatencd to kidnap him away from up. Tn a spirit of kindness we suggest that the Federal bunch keep always on Hl the slmdy side ot the street.. These hot pavements do make rubber smell 60. Local politicians asseverate that tho fl gubernatorial nomination is in doubt. So ' far as his care goes, Elder Cutler doesn 't .give a who.op if it is in hades Lads niid lassies, it's but four years from now that the next . National con-1 con-1 volitions will be held. Easy as rolling Hj off! a log to build a big convention hall by : that, time. . However, in examining the temple records for the nuinbcr of June brides, H you must not assume Mint there will ap- j penr an equal number of June grooms. Eh, Governor? Some persons are wondering why it is that the Democrats of Utah are not putting forward a candidate for Gov-ernor. Gov-ernor. "Well, has anybody ' heard any ,. prophet say that this was their year? Why the hierarchical brethren should ;"vant any more local option than they al4a3' have is somewhat inconceiv-nblejinasmuch inconceiv-nblejinasmuch as at present they obe-"disobey obe-"disobey God, just as they duni please no'bffcthe brethren up in the north-erii. north-erii. pafta the Stato thought to com-plimont com-plimont Apostle Ilyrum by saying that f he was a nonpareil; but rfyrum dear souj! indignantly maintained that his maiden name waq Smith. j By means of that intuition which has caused The Tribune to be recognized among the Mormon pooplc as their most reliable revelator, thiSpaper foresees that there is;a fldgctyprebension in the mind of Mr. Callister that it is his turn next to say that he didn't want the Governorship, anyhow. |