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Show Sliort, WHAT SHE HAD ijM ffl MpplncoU'B. H" A teacher In a certain T3p day-school had been impreMf girls the need of making so!.' sacrifice during Lent. Acclpjlj the first Sunday of tliatr . season, which happened tolP spring day, sho took occniftv each of the class, In turn, -tfL-' given up for the, sake of hfe;, Everything went well, arid M : were proving highly satlsfaR., she came to the younjresb'P' "Well. Mary." Inquired tb?i'-' "what have you left off forwfe-"Please, forwfe-"Please, ma am,' stairir? child, somewhat confused Wi off my leggln's." '.MP THE APPRECIATIVE HW "I declare," complained 'sM', "I certainly shall have ioW? children." -jj "What have they been-jMy asked Mr. Duzzlu tv$ "They have simply unscti room. Nothing is where Needles, spools of threaiC darning balls and everythlni , poked away into the mostyf, corners. I had to search al to find a card of buttons; fectly exasperating" jtjifi "My dear, the children dlrvLi I did it." afri "You? What possessed "I thought I was doing ness. After ydu straight??1 papers and books in my dafcR lifuliy. I thought it waa noty right that I should return,Iti& ment by putting your sewijC similar shape." UNWILLING TO PAU Chicago Chronicle, IjfW "It ia-said that Archbishop kept Philadelphia in gcodj-itwenty-four years the lenifcAl ;he has been at his post lrfflF dtoceseand tho story heldf; of the way he has done lt:lW :"Your grace," said WaynijJ when he was counsel of til., vanla railroad, "our preJK who always travels Mth?lSi will undoubtedly Get youjlt-l all t,ho railroads in the li .1 if in. return you. will give K 4a Paradise." f-"Ah.'' f-"Ah.'' replied the archbis ! "I, would do so if it were'n rating him from his eoilhs'al "i & NOT AT ALL BACK' San Fmncljco Chronicle. i Tho overland train had'.J and a crowd of guests, all ? register at the same llmejjl space in front- of the cou: til Palace hotel. In the crowd derly lady from Attleboro aged, by ihc exercise of ml lty, to squeeze in between! V ing men and get possession! ' ister in advance of what -jj been her turn In the regula ' events. She inscribed her3 the clerk in a very business Si to give her a room and J' lJ they were all given out-' moved back a step. , h "Pardon me, madam, butK-stepping butK-stepping on my foot," decIajT the traveling men who haxl bowed to one side by theTtj visitor from Attleboro, "Indeed!" she retorted, qul ly. "Then I beg your thought it was a valise." -fffi |