Salt Lake Herald | 1899-12-31 | Page 48 | An Old Story Adapted

An Old Story Adapted LouIille Times Then has the IrIshman ever lacked for the retort courteous or discour ttaus One was sitting In the mIddle of the seat on a street car when two women got on They looked at him as If demanding that be gIve them the seat ro they might sit together but he dIdnt se e the hint and whIle one had to flounce herself down by him the other took a seat ju3t opposite Then the roast began DId you go away this summer Mrs Jones asked No L Xo she said 1 was going to Atlantic At-lantic City but I heard so many common com-mon Irish were there that I just stayed at home I couldnt stand them YOU know Thats just my case gIggled No 2 1 was goIng to Saratoga but someone said to me Dont you go ouU find nothing but low Irish there Faith mom suggested the gentleman gentle-man who had tnscilred thIs conversation conversa-tion whY dont yea go to sqeol Theres no OirLsh there bedadr They mIght have added that the place named waS not numbered among the s mmer resorts but they didni thInk of this until it was too late G