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Show NOTHING SERIOUS ' ly Dm Valentino Secrets are Claudia Smith's business. She Is s public stenographer, and what she know could blast the roofi off several large corporations corpora-tions and more than a few happy homes. But Claudia is one woman who just wont talk. She sits in s small alcove In the Hotel Utah and does business with dictators. When s buy bulnessniaa cheeks In st the hotel sad feels the need fer s stenographer, Miss Smith grabs her notebook, her pendl, sna trets ap te the room. She has taken dictation from senators, presidents, movi producers, pro-ducers, writers, business executives and lonely traveling salesmen. She likes the business executives best "Businessmen know what they are doing. They know what they want to sty, and they ssy it," Claudia says. "The rest of the people especially politicians dont know what they want to say, and it takes them forever to get it out" Claudia ha also written plenty ef love tetters. Shs has written notes from angry hatbands te aagry wives. -t ' ' ' She has written mushy love letters snd formal proposals of marriage. But Claudia never remembers anything. It just goes in one ear, comes out of her typewriter. r Humor In tha Oil Business Even oil men have a sense of humor sometimes! At a recent meeting of the Intermountain Association of Petroleum Pe-troleum Geologists, new officers were elected. Although men from all major oil companies in the area were represented, the officers named were from the Sun Oil Co. snd the Phillips Petroleum Co. Frank Neighbor snd L Wells, both' of Sun Oil, were named officers, and Bob Minten snd Orle E. Child, both of Phillips, were the other two officer. ' An of which mad Mr. Child, Us new president, quip: "It seems thst the gaa never set en the Phillips Petroleum Co." Mai rashie) Notes , . Who says men are duds when it comes to duds? Xbere has been a rumor running around for years that man's fashions are just southern south-ern politics they never change! But they do change. In the past few years, men have abandoned or practically abandoned the following items of apparel: Derby hats what ever bappeaed te them! Stiff cellars wereat they a torturet . Serge salts-bey, did they shin! Long anderwear gen with the wind! tgh-taeed dress shies remember, with the books en topT Cartsss vanished aleag wish rabber era-buds. I am, ah tool ffynk, Sejyst 11 em ember wants has arasy and navy aonlined sbeir bickering to the football gold? . |