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Show ft 4 - . I" . .-..v . -i .,- ,4, J -4 x i s . - 1 .;- ' v. i, in iip'wii i rrr. nxywwM. r ! . " V ' t : , : tr - Huk Bloaaaolat ; j Mpw Tregeagle s MaCapeS . j . Cnvea Ndm Manrla Aa4reaaea - - FeuBn aUodgett This Georgia CracUer Is a Crumb! He Says Utah Gals Aren't World's PrciiioZl j By Dm Valentin The very flower of Utah womanhood has been intuited by a gentleman from Georgia. Thil gentleman if the scoundrel can be called a gentleman baa the gall to atate that only one out of every 13 girla m trtah if pretty: Such nerve! Pretty girla have alwaya been one of Utah a chief crop right" along with apple, and copper. ' Writing in the November isaue of the American Iegion magazine, on Harold Heifer acta himself up aa an expert in pretty girla and atate that Atlanta, Ga. (hia home town), haa more pretty girla per aquar block than any other place In the nation. ' , ' ; . Texaa i mad! New Yorker are going to stre the fellow! ChicagoaniwantTo-puahTout hi eyes ! Floridans think it'a a eommunistic plot. , -But none of them wer madder than girl-loving Utahna Monday when the newa broke. ' - ' - - ' Thia scoundrel Heifer had the nerve to say, and w quota: There are about one out of 10 pretty girla in 8U Louis. And that's pretty much the average throughout Colorado, Ariaona and Nevada and Utah.' The nerve of the guy. He's never been to Salt Lake City. JMhenia anything ws have .out bar in Utah, it's pretty giriel But that' not all. J . ' The scoundrel went further. He added, ". . . although I think the average in Utah would be nearer on In 13 pretty girla than one in 10. But there cant b any doubt that there arent any nicer girla than the Mormon girla. They make excellent housekeeper and devoted wivee." . , But he says our Utah girla aren't pretty. .1 , ' " Just to prove tha fellow wrong, we wandered out on the treet and snapped ate picture of some pretty passers-by. : , If thee girsi arent pretty, they'll certainly fia the bin ntn ' some pretty ones come along. . " 1 Imagine the nerve of thia Heifer fellow saying w don't have any pretty girla m Utah. " ; i What' he trying to do start another Civil war? ' ! ' |