' f Yes. but Boost! Hi .i v Stand out from under and watch us H 1 prowl H; O. Lord; bless even the fool obstruc- p tionist! , - Vole the bonds and lay the mossback on 1 lie shelf. If 'you want to know how it feels to be sat upon, ask Elder Cutler. HL By -n,s t,mc the Governor's smile club R has rosolvod itself Into u silly grin K squad. H Don 't dally with fjio joy-stick, or the Prohibitionist '11 git ye, if ye don't B. Boost, bond, stand up for Salt Lake, i ant' seo u.s have two hundred thousand H' in nincteen-teu. H Ilowovcr, the bride's nervousness van- H ' ishes immediately after tho ceremony, B because, you see, ho can't cot away B then. In other words, Pojygamist Tanner L feels so secure in hierarchical protection H that he insolently declares "Thou canst H . not say I did it." H Hearst's Independence loaguo has gono into Texas. And, ATr. Br3au will i hopo, into permanent retirement on ac-count ac-count of disabilit'. H But if the Deserct News had its way, H- you would seo ore teams wading up and H down Alain street and farmers mowing alfalfa along Second South. HL i ' H Mr. Kern should be ablo to take some B 'comfort from the fact that Indiana has H l j been known to furnish a successful Yice- R Presidential candidate before now. B;. Besides, tho hicrarcbs would be per- H; fectly willing to withdraw opposition to fhe bond issue if tho City Council would HL promise to pay tithing on 'the money. H Jack' London is 'said to write only -j "when tho lit takes him." Now, there's H an explanation that should cause people H to cease to wonder what was the mnt- H flj IHs said by those who know, that one H Miorrnon apostle was so zealous in his H -ivork: that he. refused to draw his salary. H Also, tho information continues, he is H dead. . H "Ke who commits no crime requires H no law," says Aristophanes. But tho H more law there is, tlm greater the pleas- H nre experienced by the bogus prophets H ? ln breaking H j . We arc told by a visitor from Africa V '( that diamonds are soon to advance in H" price. So that the wise wage earner B '. will la' in a peck or two before they H get entirely out of his roach. H Of course, it's a shame a moasly H ' shame to quote tho Mormon prophets, H except wherein they givo themselves and Hl their associates credit for being tho Hl most righteous men on earth. H ij West Siders arq considering thoir H ' own interests this time, and not the H . 'gspiteful pull-back policy of the law H 'b'rcalccrs. For that reason, you will see H : 'u-: Hie Third ward pile up in favor of the Hj ' ' bSuds one of the neatest majorities that 1 everfhappened in Zipping Zion. H Tlio church organ suggests that the H Mayor resign from office; and there B isn.'t u suspicion of doubt that tho H '' prophet's publicist would not object a Jl : ' , little bit if .,tho entire administration H 4 should turn ovpr thoir official places to H .lha..yM.:P".9?t But somohow or another, thoso ungodly Gentiles havo a habit of taking not a bit of notice of tho 2s"cw8. m