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Show Qasuallxj : ; By Cliff Me'mmott j JUST WALKED OFF ! A 16-mm projector owned by the four Roosevelt LDS wards has turned up missing .... Bishop John Swenson, , who reported the missing miss-ing gadget says, "the bloomin' thing just plain walked away and no one seems to know anything about .it." If anyone can shed any light on the whereabouts of said projector, call Bishop Swenson. No one would take anything like this from a church, so it must have been "just borrowed." --co-- ONLY SEVENTY-FIVE? A professor at the University of Tennessee says there are 75 ways of cussing. Under such limitations he couldn't even get started running a newspaper and print shop. Lawrence (Kans.) Outlook --co-- OUTSTANDING No county in Utah was more proud than our own Duchesne County was last weekend. . . . And no county had a more1 lovely entrant in the Utah Dairy Princess and State Fair Queen contest than our own VaLoy Reynolds. ... I learned something after the contest con-test was all over, which I'm sure kept VaLoy from being one of the five finalists, at least, and perhaps, per-haps, one of the royal queens. . . The Dairy Princess rules specified that a girl had to be a high school graduate to qulify as the queen. . . . And VaLoy is in her senior year. . . . Those of us who saw the contest picked our queen as a . sure wirier of some of the honors, and in our book she's still a champion. --CO-- People had trouble living within their income before. Now, with taxes, they're having trouble living without it!' - - C 0 - - A GREAT SUCCESS Hats off again to the Roosevelt Kiwanis club and several business establishments estab-lishments who combined last Saturday Sat-urday in the annuaL "Kids Day" program, which, for six years, has been a Kiwanis project on an international in-ternational basis. . . . The small handful of civic leaders who make up the service club spent a lot of time and money to make this a I big day for the kids of the Roose- I velt area. Such firms as Larson Bottling Co., Roosevelt Theatre, Fran Harrison Appliance, Hi-Land Dairy and Floyd' Peterson, made generous donations to aid the project. . . . Leland Stevenson donated do-nated his theatre and film for a free show and Fran donated the use of his P.A. System to announce an-nounce the program. The others contributed merchandise to help entertain and treat our kids. . . . It's a fine project and all concerned con-cerned deserve the orchid bowl for the week. --co-- The only ones you should ever try to get even with are those who have helped you. ( --co-- STOP OR I'LL SHOOT Parry Tippets, Duchesne Elementary Principal, thinks Duchesne City and County have a very active and effective police force. A couple of weeks ago, he lost the key to the house where he is staying, stay-ing, so tried one of the back windows. Finding it open, he pro-ceded pro-ceded to enter. Sheriff Lorin Stevenson caught him in the act, and Mr. Tippets had to explain who he was and what had happened. As it that wasn't bad enough This week after talking to the Van Killians in Roosevelt about a home they had up for rent in Duchesne, they told him to go and look it over. This he did early one evening. Being new in town and not too familiar to people, the neighbors reported him as a prowler and called the city Marshall. Again Mr. Tippetts was put on the spot and had to clear himself. He feels he has been well initiated in-itiated to Duchesne and hopes he can keep clear of the law from now on. --co-- A woman's idea of a larger shoe is the same size that does not fit So tight! 30 - |