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Show LITTLE BENNY'S"! NoteMook By LEE PAPE J The Park Ave. Newa. Spoarts. Lew Davis took the inside werks out of a old clock last Satidday morning and spent the rest of tho day trying to make a perpetual motion ma-sheen, ma-sheen, wich at last ho decided he did-ent did-ent have enuff weels and things and he better wait till sumbody gives him another old clock. Exter! Puds Simkins slipped on sumthing slippery last Wednesday and sat down so hard he thawt sumthing serious had happened, but ho found out it was ony a tomato ho had in his back pocklt to eat later, tho tomato being a complcet loss. Pome by Skinny Martin. THEY WAS USING MARBLES 2 boys was playing billiards As well as they was able, Wich wascnt very well because They had no billiard table. Intrlsting Facks About Intristing Peeple. Artie Alixander was sick last week and thawt he mite haff to have his appendicitis removed, but it waB ony a pane in tho stummick caused by eating a combination of froot cake, hot dog sandwitches and a too soft tomato. Sissiety. Miss Maud Jonson has had her haid bobbed, and she like the effect ef-fect so mutch she is thinking of becoming be-coming a moving picturo actor. Lost and Found. Lost Nothing. Found isuthing. Weather. None today. oo |