Ogden Daily Standard | 1919-07-09 | Page 2 | Little Benny's Note Book

Jrmui I i ii i imini i wimj LITTLE: BENNY'S Notebook By LEE PAPE Muskeetoes are unpopular insccke wich go erround bitting peeple re-gardlls re-gardlls of sex. A muskeetou will bite a defenceliss baby oen ininnit and a man witb a club the next, proving they nave neither pity nor fcer. ! Nobody loves a muskeetoe exsept j ma he its mother. If a bittirflj flies into .i room full of peeple. everybody says G, look at the bcwtitill buttir-j buttir-j filly, izzent is sweet 9 Wil if a mus- j I keetoe flies in everybody Bays, Look I at that darn muskeetoe, and picks up 1 a rolled up newspaper to hit it with, I mutch to its destruction if they aim Istrate, wleh the cenerallv dont The meenest trick a muskeetoe can play on you is to buzz erround your . ear wile you are in bed and then 1 dodge and maek you hit your own . ear and then bite you on tie nuckle I or sumwares as if it was ony per tending about your ear enyhow. Wen you wake up in the morning with a little round bump tuniwares you nowk a muskeetoe has hit you Wen you are all full of bumps you know you have had a restliss nit. Lady Muskeetoes lay their eggs on wattir, on account of knowing by in. stinck that they will float. Wen the young muskeetoes come out, the I ferst thin kthey do is swim. If they I did enything elts ferst. they wnuld drownd The best way to dlskur-lidge dlskur-lidge young muskeetoes is to squert oil on top of the wattir. being bad ofr them to drink and impossible for them to push their way out of. The most plzzant way to eekp muskeetoes away is by burning punk, j because they dont lie the sinkell and I you do.