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Show mis 0! which 10 get rubbish HAULED All rubbish in backyards and alleys in the residence district should be raked up and piled up at the curb in front of the property from which it I was taken, and the city will furnish ivagons to haul it to the dumping grounds. The teamsters will work in the five wards on the following respective dates: First ward, April 16, 17, 18. Second ward, April 19, 20, 21. Third ward. April 23, 24, 25. Fourth ward, April 26, 27, 28. Fifth ward, April 29, May 1, 2. oo Uncle John Here's a letter from Nephew Harry that's gone to Africa and says that within twenty rods o' his house there's a family o' laughing hyenas. His Wife Well, I'm glad he's got pleasant neighbors, anyway that's something. Tit-Bits. oo "Take it away! Take it away!" said the editor, handing the amateur poet's poem back to him. "What's the matter? Why are you so disturbed?" "Take it away! Your meter is so leaky that I'm afraid to tackle it without a gas mask." Life. oo "Have you the firmness that enables en-ables you to go on and do your duty in the face of ingratitude and ungenerous un-generous criticism?" "I ought to have. I once cooked for a camping party." Washington Star. oo SANDY'S GENTLE HINT. The Passenger I wonder you don't use a brush for wotting your labels, Sandy. Tho Porter Weel, the company disna' allow us brushes, ye see, so we just have tae use our tongues. The only trouble is keeping them wet. oo If women wero unable to see the fine clothes other women wear they would have fewer wrinkles. j |