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Show SOME SENSIBLE SAYINGS. Convince the masses that you love them, and you've got them. Some people never feel religious except ex-cept when they get in a tight place. Thebb isn't a bit of religion in going without sleep at night to talk about your neighbors. When in line of battle no soldier ever finds much fault with the bowlegs of the man in front of him. There are people who think their neighbors houses need painting, because be-cause they do not wash their own windows. win-dows. Fob a wife to get religion so that she never slams the door anymore will hit her husband harder than a dozen sermons. ser-mons. It doesn't help a man much at home to shout in church, if he makes his wife get up and kindle a fire the next morning. morn-ing. What a difference there is between the kind of headache the people have on rainy Sundays and the kind they have when the circus is in town. Ram's Horn. |