Bingham News | 1923-09-29 | Page 7 | Nothing Doing

Nothing Doing. MiicTavish wns not a mean man. No, he Just knew the value of money. When he developed a sore throat he medltuted feurfully upon the expenditure expen-diture of a doctor's fee. As an alternative alter-native he hung about for a day and a half outside the local doctor's surgery. Finally he manured to cutch the great tnuo. "I say, doctor 1 I loo's beezness wl ye the no?" "Oti, f ryr. f eyr I" "f?pie ye've n deal o prescribing tae due for colds un' sulr throats?" "Ay I" "An' whnt due ye gln'rnlly gle for a salr throat?" "Naothln," replied the canny old doo tr. "1 dlnnn' want a salr throat-New throat-New York Sun.