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Show It seems strange that nature made so many mistakes. It placed horns on the head of cattle, but man saw a chanco for improvement and decreed the horns useless and must go. It placed tails on horses, but man said the Creator was again mistaken and the tails came off. It placed whiskers on the face of man, but Populism faded from the face of the earth and man bade adieu to the unnecessary appendage. It placed seeds in oranges, but little children swallowed the seeds and miniature orange trees grew in their stomachs, so man said the seed must forever depart from the luscious fruit. It coated chickens with feathers, but now man declares this coating Is not llttlng and the feathers must go tho way of the cow's horns, the horse's tail, the man's beard and tho orange's seed. And now tho Department of Agriculture is looking for a pig without a hair. |
