Salt Lake Telegram | 1904-12-09 | Page 4 | [Untitled] |

Type	issue
Date	1904-12-09
Paper	Salt Lake Telegram
Language	eng
City	Salt Lake City
County	Salt Lake
Rights	No Copyright - United States (NoC-US)
Publisher	Digitized by J. Willard Marriott Library, University of Utah
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Type	unclassified
Date	1904-12-09
Paper	Salt Lake Telegram
Language	eng
City	Salt Lake City
County	Salt Lake
Page	4
OCR Text	Show L - --. : , 'till ALL EWAlirS. -J Hi-How did you buy' your place-tn Lonelyville? By the foot or acrsT Dix Neither. By the quart . 1 Jdz ' , Doctor Pillabury Pre been away for a long time. vaion-I thought to. Pr. Plllabury WhyT - Waggson well, I noticed where Phan-tem, Phan-tem, ths undertaker, had failed. GOOD NAME. Wenneck Why do you call your wife' a dream? , Henpeck Dreants always 90 by contraries. SUKE THING. Knlcker I hear the people next door to yeu have a piano. ..... . Bocker Tou oon't hear It half, as much as I do. HIS FIGURES. Hlx I wonder why Dr. Wise recommends recom-mends his patients to go in for automo- LlliDf? Dlx T guess he figures It out that one automoMllst should run over ten people a wik HE WAS A GOLF FIEND. She Doesn't golf interfere with work? He No; but work often interferes with golf.
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