Show Walter Waltel Winchell On Broadway Comfort My ly last wt Springs Spring's love Jove I cant can't remember now And I am an wrought hitter that I outlive The memory of 01 every t tender vow ow The sweet tweet enchanting thrill that kisses give I would recall with pol poignancy the place The time the spell the castles built In Spain The foolish words Word the lure Jure of his dear fa face e And then emote about the after alter But Dut times time's a cure I find no compromise Though Id I'd prefer remembering a a. kiss kw Or yet the color of his slanted eyes 4 Is there no recompense recompense- to gain for this Oh yes I know now I have thought upon ItI ItI it itI It- It I can read re-read another mother Don Wahn sonnet Jane Jane Sayre JC In Fewer Words Maybe light wines and beers wouldn't bring back prosperity says sas Judge but It would help alp elp us to forget about it It A if I Dont Don't Believe It Jimmy Durante take it from Jack Harvey Haney his manager attended a concert the other night and after taking his seat scat James chirped what are they playing Fifth Firth Symphony obliged the matron in the next chair Phew JImm Jimmy arc are we that late By Dy Way Nay of or Report The ousting of Reed Harris editor of the Columbia Co- Co Columbia Co Co- lumbia Spectator tor now offers an inside to why he was expelled A few weeks ago according to the current legend Harris was approached by the chairman of the Hoover Loyalty League who urged him to form fonn a league at the university Editor Harris is said to have refused and denounced de denounced denounced de- de the thc administration etc The explosion followed And the press is informed informed in informed in- in formed that it is not a case casc of free speech but personal misconduct Recognition Of COUI course it probably never happened but one of the pillars pillar's deputies argues that it t did It was after the opera it appears and an expensively expensively- groomed woman ankle by the st- st stage ge door just as one of the singers came out Oh she said have I the honor of almost bumping into the renowned basso I just heard The flattered fellow bowed low and said What can I do for you madam I cant can't find my car she pouted Be a goodboy good goodboy goodboy boy and call out Charlie at the top of your voice olee v Gosh Yes The office cynic was reading about a baby born during the height of a tornado finding out too early he groaned what life is like c The one big aggravation in being a parent once sighed Abe Martin is never ne know knowin In how a boy Is goin t turn out out out- out out-or or r when a girl is goin t V turn in Ic Add On Broadway She Broadway She wears ears hairpins means she's old fashioned and goes home too early full of wire barb is a gal that's hard to and sleet and checks that bounce are called Orphan Pa Paper r v v Orchids for a Lillie At the premiere o of the new Guild prod production eUon of Shaws Shaw's Too True to Be Good Beatrice Lillie LUlie ran of off with most of the honors Between acts one critic asked a confrere Do you OU think LUlie Lillie is speaking Shaws Shaw's lines as he wrote them as he t to ha have No was the retort ought writ written n them themi I v Always B A western columnist gave up his job because he confessed he ran out of ideas So they made him editor |