Salt Lake Telegram | 1932-04-13 | Page 1 | Flashes

t I lashes I Ier er Has Own Way ay 4 I ir the Dean is Gloomy Gloom rt Mannerly 1 1 2 Meals Daily Dally UC GO April 13 P Of F Of Of all vol- vol il the middle west yesterday was one who had everything wn wa way was vas Julian the only footer voter oter in the Fifteenth precinct tic e township of or Worth on Chis Chi's Chis Chi- Chi s 's s far south side acted as his own clerk judge o of election made out his ittin his home which was desi lias tas the polling place and then only reported to election com com- the outcome of the In the good old Fifteenth pre pre- S. S is a truck farmer and cason no one else could vote was use his wife is not naturalized most of the territory in the preS pre- pre S IS occupied b by cemeteries S Urges Banishment April 13 One JP-One P One of the thes js s the Gloomy Dean is gloomy t is certain modern art Hitting apparently modeled on the efforts of African savages and which seem to be the work ad mathematicians Dean Dem Inge Inget t Li Pauls Paul's hopes they'll be ban ban- iMo to the bathroom or even lart far far- it f t W HAVEN Conn April 13 I Th PI are mannerly mannerly-if if you I keep your our eye on Nicel Nicely them Yale savants When studying them say they cat like gentle gentle- ched meil men when attendants I t are watching them they think no ones one's looking snap food at each other with spoons DINES FREQUENTLY CITY April 13 Pi P IP- Ples Piles les Bernard St. St J John olm is a fret fre- fre t ti if not a hearty cater eater les Ies who weighed one pound irth eight days das ago aco eats cats 12 s sS daily Each consists of or of a spoon of or milk Brings Along long Sample W. W Va April 13 VP P JP C. C Coleman doesn't sa say detec- detec lire are arc dumb but he isn't taking chances He dropped in at po- po station to say some meanie had hadn hada n a his salt pepper suit With Withe tic he e brought a package of or salt and ander er carefully mixed so the hs couldn't go wrong W AV YORK April 13 When P 0 P When one you know dies dont don't weep weep- dance That's the advice ad- ad jS s vice of or F Florence lor e n c e noted ballet L cm cing b mistress She recalls that the thc Greeks instead instead in- in 1 stead o of weeping dur- dur orations expressed their ss Sg by dancing DONT DON'T WANT VANT BUFFALO LAND tAND RAPIDS Mich April 13 When is a buffalo a white elet olet ele ole t Answer Answer- When he eats cats too 1 i. The zoo is trying to give away Not only is he a glut- glut but hes he's superfluous because oo 00 is expecting a new buffalo day now 30 Divorces an Hour Dour V W v YORK April 13 UP UP-Thir- UP Thir- Thir an In hour were granted in United States during durin 1929 1029 acing ac- ac mg ing to Dr Alfred Cahan whose irs ir's thesis has just been published university More than af Jf every ery six American Americ m marriages in divorce Dr Cahan's work