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Show nearest Flying Saucer I IMPY H,. Well if I don't stop they will have me squeezed in between the .legal Notices under the Bary.ivaJs, sDeakinfr of arrivals I was just teZving . I'll e here same time next week, same station, same "okes same names (Give me an inch and Til think I'm a ruler) so 10 np.' S. (Send complaints to your Pardon My Horns! News of Interest To Red Devils lib' '221 SI Paul Cherrington, ReNae Hopla and Paul Ence, Joan Miner and Elvin Jasper, Colleen Holley and Don Bird, Jim Ottesen and Colleen Col-leen Metcalf, Shirlene Harmer and Arthur Reid, Alice Ericksen and David Dalton, Mark Larsen and Elaine Jessee (cute couple), Bonnie Bon-nie Lee and Sherril Frandsen, Glenna Webb and Harold Cutler, Douglas Child and Marilyn Whiting, Whit-ing, Thora Whiting and Donald Allan, Vonda Clayson and Ronnie Brown, Collin Allan and Marilyn Clegg, Joyce Sumsion and Art Mitchell, Jane Jensen and Dick Tucker, Lee Frandsen and Nina Barney, Carol Ann Johnson and Kent Jensen, and Robert York and LaRae Neilson. Hey, what is this? Well, to go on, Mark Sumsion Sum-sion and Barbara Stump, Garnet Kilgore and Ray Mecham, Joyce Weight and Earl Prestwich, Car-ma Car-ma Clyde and Kenneth Russell, Nelda Ashcraft and Clair Phillips, Bibs Beardall and Jean Dixon, Donna Jane Carter and Merrill Wilson (Chemistry whiz), Colleen Norton and Jim Jones, Jean Barney Bar-ney and Floyd Childs, Arnold Wilson Wil-son and Joyce Hutchings, Colleen Jensen and Verl Ashcraft, Keith Roylance and Jean Averett, Colleen Col-leen Beardall and Glen Coffman, Robert Barton and Barbara Taylor, Tay-lor, Aldous Weight and Bonnie Ames, David Sumsion and Janet Llewellyn, Sharlene Bjarnson and Dick Sumsion, Mary Catherine Wills and Earl Mitchell, JoAnn Whitney , and Darrell Zeeman (Hooray . . .at LAST I spelled it i bright), Carol Holmes and Ferrin Olsen, Lorna Rae Neilson and Gerald Taylor, JoAnn Wilkins and Robert Thorpe, Dick Carter and Louie Mountford, Carol Finch and Scott Bertlesen, Helen Ash and Max Hodsen, Emma Boren and Billy Hyde, Jack Wightman and ' Joan Averett, Carmen Hutchings and Vic Thurgood, Mary Menden-hall Menden-hall and Dean Warren, Marilyn Wight and Ronald Mackley (thanks again for letting me wear your shorts in gym . . . Marilyn, not Ronald), Donna Robbins and Earl Higbe, Jeannine Robbins and Marv, Billie Bird and Janis Mar-chant Mar-chant (The new girl in school), Mildred Bonn and Boyd Friel, Carol Friel and Ronnie Jensen, Gene Wilson and Alena Lou Fack-rell, Fack-rell, Vern Young and Carol Jean Straw, Doris Rowley and Cyrill Thompson, Doreen Fox and Darrell Dar-rell Thomas, Marquita Campbell and Shirl Dixon, Marilyn Holley and Bob Davis, JoAnna Johnson and Ned Whiting, Evelyn Leyshon and Alan Klauck, Wayne Bradford Brad-ford and Joan Oakley . . . and in parting I might mention that David Housman and Warren Hol-feltz Hol-feltz were there stag . . . even Huston Wingate stayed for awhile. A lot of the boys and girls missed the dance for the track meet at Snow and then it was called off. Mad? I'll say. Believe me, I TRIED to get almost al-most everyone's name and according ac-cording to my estimate ... if everyone ev-eryone paid they would have taken in about a hundred and ten dollars on just who I've mentioned here.S And if you think I was going to sit down and write everyone's name at the dance you're stupid Harsh words. If you got left out, knock me down at the next dance, and if all else fails, write your name on a slip of paper and mail it in. And you people who DON'T want your name mentioned pust keep the Springville Herald away from Mama. It's your problem, not mine. By the way, there was a lot freer atmosphere after the Promenade when some of the papas pa-pas and mamas went home. Springville did alright at the commercial contest. I nearly passed pass-ed out when I got mentioned for accuracy. You can see where I got my experience from though, can't you ? There's no mistake like misspelling someone's name. Like Mark Twain (Old buddy of mine), when he was a cub reporter the man told him (never mind WHAT man), that he must always give strict facts, and if he didn't know the facts to not mention it at all. So he wrote this little item in his next society column: "A lady giving her name as Mrs. James Jones, who is reported to be one of the society leaders of the city, is said to have given what purported to be a party yesterday yest-erday to a number of alleged ladies. lad-ies. The hostess claims to the wife of a reputed attorney." Brother, he was carefuller than I am. And if you've heard this before, quit reading the Reader's Digest. You can see how it is though. Well, hello, Friends, (I hope both of you are feeling well, like the time I was down town, yes, I am downtown once in a while, and I says to Daddy, 1 says, "Ray (that's his name, Ray) . . . Ray, i I says, gimme a nickle to call up a friend, "and he says, "Here's' a dime, call up both of them . . "), this week I don't have to talk about the weather, call the teachers teach-ers names, dig up ancient jokes ! (?), or crab about school. I have all my space filled up with names. : But let's start from the beginning I we had an assembly Friday with i a couple of Hawaiian dancers and the best ukelele player we've ever seen (of course, I've never seen one before . . . but he sure was cute). He played the Stars and Stripes Forever which is hard enough for a full orchestra, (I wonder how an orchestra plays when it's full?). The sophomores drew for a picture which was to boost their Art Queen, the seniors made a mint on their carnivals, and what do the Juniors do? You guessed it, they just go in the hole. We'll be lucky if our Queen get's to unveil a window. The school paper came out and there was the usual crabbing about not getting their names in the paper, or getting them in . . it all sounded sound-ed vaguely familiar to me. . ah, ha, but THIS time I didn't have to take the blame. Just WAIT till I get the so-and-so that put MINE in that April Fool's Column. Col-umn. If I wrote something like that in here, I'd have a Libel suit on my hands. With Seminary graduation coming up, a lot of girls wouldn't mind having a suit on their hands. VER-y FUN-ny . . I KNOW I can do better than that. Well, the Prom committee and helpers did a beautiful job on the decorations, and if they didn't let TOO many people in free they might even have enough to pay for them. Here are some of the people we saw, if you had your eyes open you might have seen them, too. Well, here goes, get out your spectacles, Grandma: - JoEll Meyrick "and John S wen-sen, wen-sen, who are now officially engaged, en-gaged, Mary Nell Alleman and Dutch Hall, Colleen Lee and Russell Rus-sell Mendenhall, Gilda Ann Packard Pack-ard and Don Gottfredson, Janet Peay and Lloyd Madsen, Milan Packard and Sidney Anderson, Jay Haymond and Patsy Bills, Karen Alleman and Neil Beardall, Ann Patrick and Jay Liechty, Paul Gottfredson and Marion Bird, Don Bybee and Joy Fullmer, Ronnie Roylance and Colette Palfreyman, Curtis Ewing and Eunice Fletcher, Leland Ford and Ruth Ann Jensen, Jen-sen, Jeannine Wightman and Blaine Frazier, Sonny Snyder and Lela Olsen (who was up to the Rainbow Randevu Saturday night with Jim Cranmer), Margaret Shipp and Kent Diamond. (Orchids were thrown all over the place figeratively speaking and there were some pretty good figures there, too, come to think of it.). Shirlene Bird and Reese Bale, Dean Tipton and Marie Fullmer, Catherine Ann Holley and Lewis Beardall, Elaine Leyshon and Mer-ril Mer-ril Sorerisen, Mackie Warren and Reed Miner, Margene Allan and Jay Stewart, ReVae .Allan and |
