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Show I You can 'fc get food for thought you havo lo pay money for if. At least it enn be said in all truth that Cannonism is making no new con-VCM, con-VCM, Mark Twain is gone from us, but his work will remain to make millions I There may bo other things worse than Sniithism, but so far they haven't been discovered. Among other things, our Bwana Tum-bo Tum-bo scnis to bo rapidly getting his j hand in on tho royalty game. ' But tho political situation is not adding anything to the comfort and i ' serenity of tho Federal biineh. The police would do the ladies a sorvicc if thoy would keep the prominent promi-nent street corners free from loafers. Now it is Smoot's water power moas-uro moas-uro that is being denounced. It seems that tho poor follow can't do anything "'gill. Hj And if Englishmen really desiro to H have tho" IIouso of 'Lords abolished they Hl should remember that T. Ii. will be H tlioro presently. While I hero is no lighting provided rnr ' tho census regulations, there will H .'' ba thousands of enumerators who will V tako the count. H- They say that there is a wild man Hj roaming around Ogdon: but it must Ht "ot bo thought that Mayor Hill has K' lost his self-control. Hr f BV f Instead of having to run awav to tell H. Colonel Hoosevclt all about It, Mr. Pin- H, 5not mictht have dono bolter by stay- H J c j"g at home and defending nimsclf. B (S . B f tj IJ is intimated that there has al- ; & ray been crookcrl work in the Doc- ' '.J tor Jfydc murder trial. Porlutps that H. '!! is(ono thing about it that they have i straight. ' y lil Senator Cummins appears to bo do- j J ! ; ! icrmiiicd that if the railroad bill can't 1 ii; b'rkillcd in any other way it will Bm f i 'J llst hnvo to Put UP witlj hcing talked ((' to death. !, Might as well learu the walk-to-thc- t rC"t lesson first as last; thorn's no i !; .luor na' of gcttiutr along crowded sidewalks with any degrco of comfort H ,v or convenience. m ii v'r James Patten thinks it will be an V cvil day when tho Government stops B ..; hpcculation. How some people dread BB l it aV ProsPcct a 1)C'K compelled to 'J jj work for n living! S i Professor Parker's party will en- M dcavor to scale Mount McKinlcy in i 1 order to prove up on Doctor Cook's v j claims. But who will volunteer to aft- ! 7 crwards verify Professor Parker's find- H i ! iDps7 - H I First they declare that tho tariff has H 1 nothing to do with it, and then they J! propose to make investigation to oc ; if the tariff causes the high cost of living. Under tho circumstances one is able almost to hear them mixing tho wiiitcwash. ii Mr. Judson C. Wcllivr says, in Hfl r Ila-mpton's Magazine, that Apostle Kccd Smoot played a trick on tho Senate in H tho sugar trust investigation. He could tell right whcro tho trick originated, loo, if ho woro only able to read the Mormon church telegraphic code. |