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Show I Not now the Balkan -war cloud?, but those hovering over Sagamore Hill. Apparently it was a wise decision that didn't fix Oklahoma's abbreviation as Ok. Aerial joyriding will never become ' popular so long as all the danger is to ' the .iovrider. $ h And there aro many of the anti-r anti-r pdtypanioiis Mormon people who have l changed it to ' 4 All's hell in Zion." I j If they hanged men in this country as often as they deserved it, the need for hangings would not arise so often, 5 While it is well in this temperature I" to have sermons boiled down, they '' should also be served right off the ice. j There are man' nice food products on the local markets, but if a fellow hasn't the price ho must let 'em stay there. j "While those quarreling politicians de- sire harmony, each seems to want the j kind of harmony that doesn't suit the other fellow. Little hoys are reminded that school will open soon, so that they may make their preparations, not to make them feel miserable. From what they say. that unfortun- ate shooting of 2sTew York's mayor is ; to be turned to such political account that he will still .be Gaynor. j Some men aro said not to know beans when the bag is open, and it may be ! that they arc the unfortunates who fail to walk, to the right. i Doctor Crippen is now on his way 1 back to England, and so far we have heard no one worrying about whether or not he can "come back." j Colonel Roosevelt denies that he has sent an ultimatum to President Taft; but the question is, does he think he ' has a right to do so if ho wants to? John Hays Hammond declares that , Mr. Taft is one of the best Presidents j the Nation ever had; but fails to name : iust which portfolio he desires. . V Another killing at Portland under .1 "the unwritten lav" gives further I proof that it is ever so much better l to leave other men's wives alone, i Some men say that the world owes i them a living; but whatever Mr. Itoeke-l Itoeke-l feller imagined he had coming to him, ho seems to be taking to the utmost J simoleon. ) There being a split in the Republican "ij party. Colonel Roosevelt is not like one J nnable to exploit both ends of it with-1 with-1 out losing the chance of also cngiueer-ing cngiueer-ing the middle. .T, Armstrong Drexcl, an American, f has established the record for the high-?J high-?J est aeroplane flight. Another case 'j where competitors will be after the 1 man higher up. ,11 Jim Patten tells us not to play cards M for money or to othorwi.se gamble. If M ho had put into practice his own preaching his purse would not hlivc- been so plethoric. "A Maiuo man tells a stor-," says the Pittsburg Dispatch, "of a frightened fright-ened doer .iumpinff into his lap while ho was out buggy riding." And querulously quer-ulously inquires, "Is the gentleman (sure that his spelling is correct?" Is I that because tho Dispatch thinks that the Maine man simply told a story, or because it knows tho Maine girl so welH |