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Show II i Public question "What s t lie I score?" . . j I Be courteous to the stranger at your R door ho's the census taker. I But there'll be things doinp; if Eni- - pwor Bill tries to kiss our Hwana f Tumbo. Kycry man 1ms done sonic good things v x in Ills lif clinic. Aw you one of tho good b things? ' I ( "Play Ball! " And the oflico boy pro- It cecds to kill olT his supply of grand- I niolhois. M', I ' Also it may bo srid that Colonel Ml Roosevelt is having some uncorking i good limes. I "Cotton coming into .limelight,'' says a news hen din". How dares it, with Teddy before the grand stand? , Senator Aldrich announces that he lias concluded that lie ought to retire. That would seem to make it unanimous. .Since Doctor Cook's dismal failure we hcnrHtrlc from Walter Wcllman as to what Walter Wcllman is going (0 do. The Supreme Court is called an august body, but that doesn't prcent it from sitting in any other month of the year. ( Some men have never done an' cxlcu- sivo' foreign traveling because they have J ,,, never done anything at homo loVcccssi- Into it. It may be just as well, though, for promiueni, and ambitious Democrats to -wait awhile before selecting cabinet po-.j po-.j ' fcitions. ' Congress has really got down to work Hf 1 ! s'nce the regulars have quit think- H l ' inS that they could annihilate the in- H- snrgents. H' j ! So enthusiastic is one Zipping Zioniic B i.'l, booster that he wants folks to hurry ' ' , tbe new babies along so that they cau H " ; ' , et into the census. 1 j 1 1 ! We've heard all about what the Gov- . '! j f ( . ernor of North Carolina said to the Gov- i ernor of South Carolina; but what was I'll' f 11 that Pinoliot said to Roosevelt? H. 'i According to ono preacher, there arc I, if I,', Jlfte,cn roads to hell. 1JR must J.ave 'l ! lo"n'ono of 'cm in trying to get along K'i 1acf'jrowdefl sidewalk by walking to the HR-i! "No two ways about it. Jf we have a H V1 I ' "Proper count of inhabitants in this H i.. , SfutP we B,1:11 bc entitled to two Con- ''l i pressmen. Meantime, Friend Harry Jo-H Jo-H : 1 SC)h is I'orinir up some. I liV'i TIircc tll0sand dollars is waitiug to H ' i. I be picked up by the man who will'suc- , iy- :ercd in bringing about tho capture of H . ' tho .vna miters. Go lo it, lads, and may j ly the best man win I I ' ',r Newspaper men are nlwavs to the m , ;.: lore. One of 'cm was bold enough to .i 'j. appear on the Ftrccts Tuesday with the H ,''M ,first strw hat of tho season. Another H innovation was an omission of tho usual H ' T i!.' IcggiuB. H 'V,''. Kvery good citizen who doesn't want , jl i ' f0 run chances of l)eing killed by some dynamiting pinhead will do all in his M, , !, power to assist in Ibo capture of the Mt y ,;) 6cnds who tried to blow up the Utah bolel structure. M rl j' , Profcbsor Parker of Columbia uni- HU J ,' wsity is about, lo start out' to ascend ' Mo,,nt' cinlcj-. ing ample nolifc of the professor's intention, doubtless tho knowing ones will have prepared, against tho lime of his return, voluminous volumin-ous lata to show thai, he didn't do it. |