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Show I;" ,, ). M , j "Dees Uir early bird 'also catch tho ,f ,j fhookworinj f 'f' I X0 floubl Mr. Murdoch will say that ' . I ijiis ambition was "kill.'8 j :Kl " f Jv' That rumor. Colonfl Knoscvolt will ; I :.,y w,s ,inc of 11,0 sho-rt an(1 ":,y5, Mi ; Tim dear ph'ls may bo slaves to tnsli- ' j' ;ijon. but Ihey don't appcar.to mind thai ; ) i"?01'1 of sl;ivor-v- :. 'j Miss Hlizabeth Manic lias written a book in which ?ho declares that "hell i ' i here.'' She lives in Chieapo. ; ;i I' ,S'"As a roarinc lion, -and a ran.cing ' cnv; so is a wicked ruler over the j ' puor people." Proverbs, xxviii-. 15. j'l k - J, ! . SuftraReltos will receive forceful dem- ' 1 I' .; lustration of tho truth that disorderly ' ' M-ondiiet and acid throwing are poor I , uids to vindication. Jti m. Senator AMrich says that, ho docsnM tJ 1 i-;.XpeeL to find an "enemy's country" ' fin the West: and Westerners will as-,)snre as-,)snre him that -he won't. J,1( - , I . ! ..' president Taft af Charleston witnessed j ',',, ' Jthe premature explosion of a small can- j ! , ."' yiioii; but care must bC taken not to j ' J j " ,f . .Ijonnect, Um-lc .loo with the incident, vrj'i! Having been driven away from the ""pork barrel, il is' difficult to, see how liose disappointed'' I'ederal bunch can- jjj 1 didalcs are going to saw their bacon. ' Ji ' ' T I j 11 ' t T l proves nothing flse. the bogus I 'tjj " 'prophet's lithe system demonstrates that j; foW ir'there has been no falling uff in the liuni- r Mii ' j V01' of eni inat :,ro 1)orn -'Vcry minute. il ;, ' f However. President Taft does not ex- jJ;j -pert that when Congress again gets ' lj f' under way there will be many of those ';! I.'soft answers to turn away nnich wrath. f'.) h :. i ' J Sir Thomas Upton wants to have an- 4j ' other try for the "'America's'' cup. Ho ; $ ' I njs a rare good sport, and one who has W 1' tjevidcntly learned how to be a good and ij! v j P. cheerful loser. $l'. ' Rumor on Vridai had it that Colonel jfi ' Roosevelt, had met death in Africa; but $ . jeviiVy citizen felt nnich relieved when j ,- . ,it turned out that it was'-merely the I minor that got hilled. ' ': ' M N JI ,ri ' Madame Gadski has iiecomc a ciiizen J ij'l ' itt the United States: and the fact that $1). ' " ;t wo of tho Astors have renounced their f j allegiance does not come any wh .mo' off- j M j ' 'setting the gain to this country.' iftii! - j .- With respect to the Cool: 'Peary con- ,fit trovcrsy, doubtless Uncle Sam is ol- I'Vi "-erving the proverb. "He that passnth I 'p! by, and mcddlcth with strife belonging I $' not' to him. is like one- that taketh a ki , dog by the ears." A Servian bishop is facing a charge H j!' , j' of high treason because of a vision he. B taid ho had seen; and in view of the v 1 j 'onsoquenccs it must be admitted that H tr it surely must have been a bud dream. I lH t I 1 j One specialist declares that victims' B X- j S of melancholia very often enjoy "their 1 ; despondency and do not want to be t t cured: This mny account for the B lk i! I church Mulchiscdck organ ?s post-election H.i il wuiling. jlSl'i' Ait export says that there are no Hjijll f i( JS thuu four hundred men in Xew BjUL Vork experimenting with fl.y'iug ina- Bj!ii r ' hiuos. Siirel) there inust lie some !(f! thnr availablo means ofvgetling awaj' lul j f i roni the place. H tjUtl n If Ihosn human bonoif- thai were un- H It j ''arlii'i-d here the other day could speak, lllH fill 1 dottbt.rs.s they could tell an iuterest- H ij it iug Htory of the old davs Of course. H I'll! I ' ; t P'li'ticular unth in.-ii have be n juslitled; because the-late Dnnitc Porter Por-ter Itoekwoll, in his wcil-rcmcmbcrod. squeaky voice, often said, "I. never killed anybody that didn't deserve il." |