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Show -, Qrcr'n an' your'n the bic boost. f Might as well shut your cj-cs as to walk fo tho left.. If there were no Ballinger, Pinchot's occupation would bo gone. I Alfred Du Pont is certainly worth ; the powder to blow him to Halifax. According to report, the local mint is making a .good record. Metal or julep 7 I Mr. Weatherman says "it ought not ' to rain." Very well, then let it simply drizzle. At seventeen 3'ears of age it is rather early in life to acquire a whole sack of lemons. At tho Food fair they had a pic-consuming pic-consuming contest lust night. The Federal bunch was burred. j From A to Z. Tn other words, Anicri- j canism leads to Zipping Zion. Also meaning that, it goes double. . j At Manti they havo arrested a sa- loonmnii for having sold liquor to children chil-dren and this is in Sanctified Sanpete. ! The morning and minor church organ makes continual announcement that it; is giving a lot of things away. Also :i I" lot of people, Tho Utah Health league is scriousb considering compulsory vaccination, but. law and revelation will both havo to bo changed first. Up at Willard the people are demanding demand-ing more light. Only a dollar a month, gentlemen and ladies of Willard; and now is the timo fo subscribe. The British House of Lords has made III it impossible for the king's agents to Hj collect taxes. AVonder how it would be Hi possible to get a few of tho same kind R of lords into the Mormon church 7 H State Physicians declare tho fly to H bo a pest. But did you ever permit a HJ barber to permit a fly or two to dance HI tho ''Highland Fling" on the end of HJj your helpless and inoffensive nose? , Hi In tho prosecution of a drug store Hi for having sold whisky on Sunday, one HI of the witnesses testified that it was HI "good whisky" that was sold. No HI wonder the drug store people pleaded HI not guilt3 H; Humane Officer Kendall is said to H'j have taken a few horses to jail be-H be-H " cause their owners left them tied up H in tho cold, unprotected. There nrc H; several other owners whose horses H, would rather be in jail. H; A poor fellow down at Richfield, H1 Utah, was blown up b3' a blasting Hj charge that he thought had failed. And H, fo wo go right, along finding out that H' humanity will never learn tho lesson of H tho gun that wasn't loaded. H It Heems that a reported plot to kill Hj him does not worry Mr. Rockefeller in H, the least. Considering tho aggregate H; telegraph tolls, that's an expensive bit Hj; of news to send out about ono who is H'l drying up as fast, as convenient. In Hi Mr. Bendernagle says "down thump" H: that he will not act as "goat" for the Hh . sugar trust But tho dear man should Hj . remember that tho sugar trust never H'j intended that nnybody else should get Hi! him, and that it was merely going to HI; get its own. ' A local railway switchman was ar-Hi ar-Hi rested for having left a lot of bos curs B u v on a street crossing in. such a way as to havo blocked traffic. Ho was ehnrged with having dqno tho one thing, and probably would havo been discharged had ho done tho other. |