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Show SPICE. "I'm sorry, Mrs. O'Toolo, to hear that ycr husband suffers from insomny. My husband had the sumo complaint, but ho cured it." "How did he. now?" "Sure, ho becamo a night watchman." Brooklyn Life. After a banquet tho other night, nt which a number of Philadelphia professional profes-sional men had mado speeches, Brown said to his neighbor: "Jones is qulto a star as an after-dinner speaker, iHn't ha?" "Star?" retorted tho other, "no's a regular reg-ular moon. IIo bccomcH brighter tno fullor ho gets." Philadelphia Press. u Tho Clergyman Yo' mils' be nigh 96, auntie, an' yo' prob'ly nln't got long tcr lib Auntie Good Lawd! Yo' dono tol' mo dat when I was only SO. Judge. Officer Shawhan What's vour big sister sis-ter gottin' teacher, up doro at do pchool? Teeny O'Tufr Aw. electrocution, physical physi-cal torture, and stuff like dat. Puck " t Nodd Awfully sorry to hour your houso burned down. Did you savo anything? Todd Oh, yes. After some very lively work wo succeeded in getting out all tho things we didn't want. Town and Country. Coun-try. M . He I think the bride was wonderful I v lucky In receiving so many beautiful wedding presents. She Oh! She always was lucky in that respect. Brooklyn Life |