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Show RHYMES OF THE DAY. '' j' I'm glad you city peoplo IH L.ovo tho city as you do: lH For if you should desert it, jH Vrm ivmilH mdoII thn country, too. BH The Whim tH 0 H Thero was a young man from Devizes IH Whoso cars were of different sizes; jH Tho ono that was small IH Was no use at all, H But tho other took several prizes. London Punch. 1 SO LIKE HER FATHER, Ho kissed! Although she'd oughtcr Have frowned upon nuch pranks, iB The editor's coy daughter IHB Returned the thing "with thanks." y Philadelphia Press. LESSON IN GEOGRAPHY. ' tM "How far Is It around the world?" jH In girlish innocence nsked she; . Ah. 1 will measure It," ho said. ,L ' "If you will permit mo to, and see.'Jt K 1 m i Then when his strong right arm he placB ' . A, W' About hor waist so nmall and trim, i ' m He found It wasn't very far r &JjH For sho was all the world to hint IIH . . . -Townees. I NAMING THE TWINS. ' When Mrs. Lattlmer had twins, Papa cried. "Phllopcna!" . And ono w;as plump and one was 'thin, Could anything bo moaner 7 IH This did not feazc Pa Lattlmer, Thero never was a keener, He named tho fat one Fatlma And named the .lean one Lena. Albert C. Rives In New York Sun. H |