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Show T!ic L,;ulies. An Tuiliruia female preacher lias 1j rli marrying a couple and kissing the bridegroom. Mrs. Stevens made the astounding declaration at a recent woman's suffrage suf-frage meetimr in San Francisco, that women could not become men if they Irkd." A young la ly being told by a friend that silk dresses were very much .worn. replied that she knew it, forher's had two or three holes in it. A poet wrote of his departed love,. "We will hallow her love with our tears," but the wicked printer set it up. ''We will hanow her grave with our steers." Mrs. Jennie June Croley propounded propound-ed a most ominous question to her sisters: 'Let every married woiuml held a-k herself if she meant every woi J of love she ever wrote to her hus'mud.", The Mttrimonid JVcirs, a journal specially devoted to the promotion of luan-ia'.'O and conjugal felicity," is the laie.-; newspaper started iu London. Aunt Siim snys, ''Suppose all the men were Li one eouniry, and all the women in another, with a big liver between them, good gracious, what lots of poor women would be dro.vncd!" i-oine vagabond women are stealing the b auiiiul long tresses of the maidens maid-ens living in the valley of S'yria, Austria. Aus-tria. They pretend to be making collections col-lections of hair l'or the coiffure of the virgin in a o rtain cloister A lady in Boufetort, Virginia, on 'e.viug lier hubbind to visit her sister tl:- other day, said, playfully, that iiii.ybc she shouldn't come back. And .-he didn't. She ran away with her rri.rier's husband. An Arkansas paper says, "The coming woman came yesterday. She inked at the railroad station at noou. See came aloue all ihe way from ii.istnii She met a stranger, as she a!i;'hti d from the train whum she had He,. - svii b lue. The stranger was i.i- ,!. i by her They were at once hi i; ' ' : y a justice of the peace, and f .'t cm inline iu an ox cai t. Heaven bio- tin-til! |