| Show HUI3IOR OF THE DAY The CountIt will cost 200000 to renovate reno-vate my ancestral palace Her FatherGee Whiz Is the plumbing plumb-ing out of orderPuck SpencerDidnt BlowiUn run for sheriff sher-iff last election FergusonYes and he spent so much money trying to get elected that the sheriff sher-iff is now running for himNew York Herald Tom has proDOsed and asked me to give him his answer in a letter Shall you do it 1 Iso I will be more liberal and give him his answer in two letters Harpers Bazar JamesIs Miss Snowball a graduate of Vassar WilliamShe is I thought she was I heard her ask If the muzzle of a gun was to prevent it going offHudson Register Ah he sighed as his wife went to confer with a delegation of her constituents constit-uents this is no such campaign as mother moth-er used to make Detroit Tribune Did you know they were going to bring charges against you 1 said the kind friend Let em bring em cheerfully said the alderman They cant collect nothin off of me Indianapolins Journal A North Carolina poet wrote The star on that beautiful forehead of thine but the intelligent compositor made it read The tar on that beautiful l forehead fore-head of thine and a reward is now of tered for the apprehension of the poet Atlanta Constitution How dreadfully thin Miss Gadabout is Yes Im told that shes a perfect bone of contention in the familyDetroit Free Press I sit alone when twilight falls And hear a dreary sound Like some imprisoned sound that beats In vain to break its bound A restless knockingthen a space Of silencethen again The patient dreary ratatat That sounds so sad so vain Oft in the twilight hour as now I hear it oer and oer And then my spirit whispers me Theyre chopping hash next door Judge A Question of Time I kissed her at ten For she said that I might For we were children when I kissed her at ten It is years since then But twas only last night That I kissed her at ten For she said that I might mightLife |
