Show I o + o + oo + OH > O I I 1o88Ip r OF JII JON + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + o + 040 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + Newspaper advertising is said to be mart I m-art I doubtless is The following was detected in the columns of an eastern journal PERSONAL Will the lady who disturbed dis-turbed the sencci at the First Baptist church by her persistent coughing please call upon the sexton for a box of J Bulligans Celebrated Cough Cure Carrying this Idea along its logical lines why not advertise T > ERFONAT The old gentleman who fell asleep during the address of theRe the-Re Cream Cheese on Sunday last can get a bed for 15 cents at the Triumph S lodging house PERSONAL The man wearing a Prince Albert and a hungry look who attended at-tended the revival service at the First I M E last evening will be treated to a plate of our celebrated hash if hE will call at Feedem and Fillems restaurant restaur-ant PERSONALThe gentleman who dropped his pocketbook in Pills drugstore drug-store yesterday which was restored by the clerk with the brindle hair will confer con-fer a favor by dropping a few cents of its contents in the box for foreign missions mis-sions and the Mbpwke Home There is nothing like carrying these matters along to a successful issue < v > < co There are those In the city who declare de-clare that while the agitation of those who want the National Educational Association As-sociation convention held here is going on perhaps I would be a good thng to suspend the I assertions which are in effect at Salt Lake City is a slnkj hole of vice a cess pool of iniquity and a slough of sin It 10 rn r suggested too that if things are as reported the attendance of the young and unwary will no doubt be smaller at the Pioneer celebration Parents from afar will no doubt hesitate to send their children here where temptation walks around in highheeled boots even though It be for the purpose of witnessing the commemoration of so great an event while a pure and honorable body like the National Educational Association may hesitate at touching elbows with crime as it might have to do if all assertions are correct i > < ii < i > The Logan Nation has discovered a nes < jame for eggs or perhaps it is not entitled to the credit of being called a discovery At any rate the paper In a semieditorial in which it deplores the fact that owing to excessive freight rates Cache county cannot compete with I Pocatello in marketing hen fruit at Butte and other northern points designates eggs as bivalves which leads one to believe that perhaps the hens up there are in competition with the clam ranches of Rockaway and the Chesapeake 000 Peter Munn of the secretary of states office declares that coyotes hair will I turn shot He relates that a party cornered cor-nered one of these animals in a bend of the river where he couldnt get away and pumped several barrels of shot into him The coyote was killed but in carrying car-rying him along shot rattled from every bristle Finally they skinned him and to the astonishment of all there were but two wounds on him One was in the eye and the other right behind the foreleg The balance of the pebbles merely penetrated pene-trated a little way through the furs 0 < < fur-s > Hon John L Webster who declined the position of assistant secretary of war who was in the city with the Omaha exposition ex-position party was an aspirant for a position as secretary of state He is known now as General Webster John has been promoted oftener than any body Eight years ago he was known in Omaha a Captain Webster Then he was advanced to the grade of colonel Now he Is general and In all probability proba-bility will petition to be retired at sometime some-time In the near future |