Show l WIT AND HUMOR LIcuor Dealer Come Pat try this It is very fine and was made right hereIn here-In tho monastery Ah ylr riverence I knew by tho beads on It that there was something good about it Washington Star How are all your family asked the genial friend Oh replied the man who uses slang and makes puns were all out of sight Humph You dont seem very cheerful cheer-ful about It I have no reason to The kind of sight I mean is anthracite Cleveland Plain Dealer The New BoarderWhY does the landlady persist in burning tho sausages black every morning The OldTimerDont you know Shes in mourning for her dog Detroit Free Press I won 200 last night playing poker but dont say anything any-thing about It Why I didnt know you cared if people peo-ple knew you played I dont ordinarily but I want to keep this from my wife Washington Star How do I know hat you really love me she asked What assurance have I that you would je willing to make sacrifices and endure hardships for my sake He looked at her in reproachful aston ishment and exclaimed What more cm you ask Havent I for six months refrained from laying violent lent hands on your little brother Judge Everything has its use remarked re-marked tho philosopher Except the vermiform appendix replied re-plied the man who does not philosophize That has its use too In what way It srves physicians with an investi natIve turn of mind an excuse to carve their patients Puck The FianceeIm very much displeased dis-pleased with Jackj and Im half inclined to break off the engagement The ConfidanteYou wont do that will you ouThe Fiancee Well I dislike to do it because be-cause you know mamma has been so viol ntb opposed to our marriage I Chicago Record It Is queer how spring affects us I What is queer We dont get an elastic gait until we I leave off our rubbers i |