Show MR BAILEYS WARDROBE Seek not to paint the lily nor to gild the gold refined Believe that Nature knew her course In I all that she designed On the gentleman from Texas a sombrero som-brero broad and flat Sits far more gracefully than would the jaunty beaver hat What cares he for a spadetail coat and waistcoat cutaway Provided that the pistol pockets are sewed in to stay Strive not to pluck and change the native petals of the rose Ask not for Mr Bailey in his full dress S i cloes Let the Apollo BelvedQrs wear overalls and boots Let Milos Venus don the latest styles In biking suits Put Neptune into bathing garb when e er ho seeks the sea And show us Ariadne in a muslin robe do nult Let Mercury with a valise and walkIng stick be found Give Jupiter a caddy to tote thunderbolts around Call us to gaze at Hercules in spangled trunks and hose When Mr Bailey dons a suit of full dress clocs |