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Show niiiii B m 1 Breezy's Sneezers 1 fil!Ulllllllllll!l!IIIMI!!lll!lllllll!!lllilll!!!!M DANGER! MEN LURKING! Much kissing of babies, some Doctors aver, Is an unhealthy practice. With this I concur, And add that you're on still more dangerous ground, When kissing a babe, if her husband's around. S. Omar Barker B-S "I ran into Lois today. I hadn't seen her in years." "Oh, has she kept her girlish figure?" "Kept it! She has doubled it" .. B-S Teacher: If a farmer sells 4500 bushels of wheat for $2 a bushel, what will he get? Student: A Cadillac! B-S . FOR SHAME "Andrew, why do you always sign Sammy's report card with an X," the wife spoke up testily. "Because," came the reply, "I don't want the teacher to think that anyone who can read and write would have a son like that." B-S NEW SCHOOL A young secretary had just returned re-turned from a vacation trip to Mexico. She was excitedly telling friends about - it. "Did you learn much Spanish there?" one of her friends asked. "Oh, yes," she replied, "I found out that 'manana' means tomorrow tomor-row and that 'pajama' means tonight." to-night." B-S A friend reports he learned all about relative humidity by holding hold-ing his infant daughter on his lap. B-S Auborn Pearson Smith once said: "What a bore it is waking up every morning as the same person," while some married men secretly thinks: What a bore it is waking up every morning with the same person. B-S Many a man finds that burning a candle at both ends makes it twice as hard to keep his wife in the dark. B-S HORRORS! The neighbor was visiting at the farm house when the conver- sation suddenly turned the way of the farmer's daughter. "Why didn't you let her stay at that big city college?" asked the neighbor. "I figgered on lettin' 'er stay," said the farmer, but I put my foot down when they said she had to use the same curriculum as the menfolks." |