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Show CONCEIT OF MAN. H Two men sat on tho river bank, 1 fishing. One bad a blto, and in tho H excitement he fell Into the water, re- H lates Tit-Bits. Tho other man watch- H cd him" struggle, but did nothing to H aid him. "I can't swim!" shouted tho 'man in H tho water. He went under, and when M he came up ho shouted again: "I H can't swim!" il Tho man on tho bauk watched him 1 with languid interest M Tho man in tho water sank again. M Whon ho came up ho gasped: "I can't 1 H swim!" M "Well, my frlond," commented tho M man on tho bank, "this Is a queer H time to be boasting of it" H 00 H |