Ogden Daily Standard | 1916-01-15 | Page 12 | Local News

uu BY WALT MASON. When a damBel has a steady who's a pretty decent man, and who shows a disposition to perform the best be can; who is shy of sinful habits, and whose bosom holds no guile, and who labors in tho vineyard, with a gay and cheerful smile, then ' she ; bhouldn't make him promise that he'll do a seraph stunt, when they've stood up at tho altar with tho preacher man In front; and she shouldn't spring a lecture when he comes around to court, for a man is only human, and his wings are pretty short. "When a maiden has a lover who is surely , making good, who is winning admira-tion, admira-tion, who is sawing lots of wood, then she shouldn't make him promise that he'll be an angel boy when the wedding wed-ding ceremony ushers In a life of joy; she should murmur: "He's a daisy, and we'll take things as they come'; for a man is only human, and his halo's on the bum." Copyright, 1916. nn- I