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Show ZEBRAS The zebra is nothing more nor less than a mule who had its choice of being black or white, couldn't make up its mind on either, and finally decided to take a little of both. We have the Zebra to thank for some of our latest styles in ladies' hose. And the only consolation we have is that a woman's stocking may change, but a zebra never does. He is doomed to be forever running vari-colored circles around himself. Next to snakes, the Zebra is the most perfect case of delirium tremens in the animal kingdom. But the Zebra's case isn't hopeless. His stripes are bad, but he might take lessons from a peroxide blonde. |