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Show MOTOGRAMS He certainly was a tough guy. Tougher than a piece of round-steak. round-steak. Every time he looked sideways a couple of tires blew out. He smoked long black Seegars. Even the seat he sat on smoked. He was that hard. Traffic regulations didn't mean a thing to him. Like one silk sock said to the oth er, "Ho didn't choose to run" from any traffic cop. Once he held up the fire department depart-ment and got away with it. Whenever he j.arked his car he didn't bother about the time limit. All the cops on the, beat seemed to I be in a trance. j j Some said it was his magnetic j. personality. ! Maybe it was, he shocked so many : motorists with his strong language-. He had a way about him that made I vour backbone curl up. !' . When he got in a tight box he could always depend upon his powerful power-ful flow of strong adjectves to get him out of it. His coral! had a whole flock of goats in it that he had collected from passing motorists. And then, he decided to get married. She was just a wisp of a girl. Folks thought she wouldn't be able to stand the gaff for any great length ; of time. i ' I But the old man ain't what he used to be. He's perfectly harmless. And he's quit smoking. For he "learned about wimmen" from her. by J. A. Bouford, Utah State Automobile Ass'n. |
