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Show The bar was crowded and the loaded customer in the derby hat called out to the bartender, "Drinks for everybody! And you have one, too, bartender." Obediently the barkeep served everyone and downed one himself. him-self. He then turned to the man in the derby and said, "That'll be $16. "Haven't got any money," replied re-plied the customer. The bartender bartend-er reached out, punched him in the nose and roughly projected him through the swinging doors. A few minutes later our friend in the derby was back. He staggered stag-gered back to the center of the bar and, in a loud voice, declared, de-clared, "Drinks for everybody!" Then, pointing sternly at the bartender, he hiccuped, "Butj none for you, my friend. When you drink, you get nasty." j |