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Show will give them the opportunity to put their "noses" in MEN'S BUSINESS. BUSI-NESS. That's all. Dear Mr. Wynn: I bought a new pair of shoes. When I got home I found I couldn't get them on my feet What shall 1 do? Yours truly, I. M. PERTURBED. Answer: They are probably like all new shoes.- You won' be able to get them on till you've worn them awhile. Dear Mr. Wynn: I am a boy, nine years old. My father says crickets are more wonderful won-derful than John Philip Sousa, Irving Irv-ing Berlin and Paul Whiteman. Why does he say that? Truly yours, B. FLAT. Answer: Your father means that crickets make music with their hind legs, and that's more than any of those fellows can do. Dear Mr. Wynn : 1 hear that in HINDUSTAN they don't have dentists. The people take out their teeth with their fingers. Don't you think that is wonderful? Sincerely, EYMAN PANE. Answer: Nothing is wonderful about that We have thousands of people in this country who take their teeth out, with their fingers, every night before going to bed. Dear Mr. Wynn : I have been keeping company with a traveling salesman. Last night he asked me to marry him. He said he would always love me from February Feb-ruary to May and September to December. De-cember. What does he mean by promising to love me only in certain cer-tain months of the year? Yours truly, HUGH SHUDNO. Answer: He's traveling the other months. , the Associated Newspapers WNU Service. Ej Question Box By ED WYNN The Perfect Foot Dear Mr. Wynn : Can you tell me what is most useful to us the "moon" or the "sun." Yours truly, S. TRONEMER. Answer: The moon is, because it gives more light at night when it is so dark; the sun shines only in the daytime, when we don't need it Dear Mr. Wynn: What will be the difference between be-tween present times and the days when women will have all equal rights? Yours truly, L C. A. CONSPIRACY. Answer: At the present time women have their faces on coins, their hands In men's pockets, their eyes on men's sons. Equal rights |
