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Show T The Salt Lake Tnhnne, YF Sunday, May 21, 1&T2 Penneys Sportswear Carnival. Eay Etiquette IY JlNM AiR s Boys jeans are OK for boys. But for curvy girls, Penneys has boy-cjeans. !n your shape. And inseam. ut h going down an escalator the man goes first and turns o see if his girl needs a hand. Going up, she goes tnst. From nn Landers Go to school with him; don't marry Dear Ann Landers: What do you think my chances are for a happy marriage? Heie are the facts Divorced (1) six years independent Financially (no but alimony a good settle- ment). (2) Age 33 children oldest (3) Three 13. youngest. 7. (4) I've had two nervous breakdowns, the last one in 17. His record: (1) Different religion Hes 24 bom and raised in another country (3) My children like him but dont realire this is a romantic relationship. They think Im tutoring him in English. (4) He wants to finish his education, which means three more yeafs of college. I lack two years toward my degree and think it would be fun if we went to school to- gether. Whats your advice, Betwixt And Between Ann? In Louisianna. Dear Twix; My advice is gn to school wiih him but don't marry him. Dear Ann Landers: I am a secretary who needs an outside opinion Lately this office has been getting the crummiest pornography imaginable Such garbage' The first time I opened the stuff I was very embarrassed, but I kept my composure and brought it to my boss with the rest of the mail. He told me he didnt want to see things like that and instructed me to send all pornography bark to the Post Office in care of the Postmaster Now I hear that some of the bosses in this building have told their secretaries thev want to see ALL the mail and if they hold anything out, they will he fued Is this fair? Whv should the secretaries have to bring in such fill hy stuff? What is your opinion, Ann? Syracuse Secretary Dear Syracuse: My opinion is that the set retaries in Syracuse should do their irb the way the boss wants it done If he wants to see ALL the mail, 'nu should hrirg it to h'm No secretary has the right to act as a censer Dear Ann Landers: Five of us have had coffee together nearly every morning for a long time We all live on the same street and we meet at mv house about 10 a m I have no children and I love to hake coffee cakes and cinnamon rolls so its no trouble Thp problem is the woman who moved next door I invit ed her to )oin our group three monlhs ago and now' Im snrrv You know how women we talk about this arp, Ann one and that nnp and I don t care what anybody says, we all enov a little gossip This new gal is so self righteous she makes me sick No mat tpr what is said she jumps in with, Werp vou there? Can vou prove it? How do you () know its true' all, Ann, wpre pist a hunch of housewives who like to kaffeeclatch We arpn, testifying hefnrp a grand pirv or Sinop Mrs Right anything eons joined us nur mornings arent rparlv so interesting She m lv shows up ahout 1n mum n.ngs a wnk but its too many How ran we gel rid of her7 Coffee Dear f nffep; I hive an idea vour problem w ,11 solve itself hrfnrr Inurr Yn lr group unds too Hull for hei Aftp, f0 ' JCPenney The values are here every day. Downtown Cottonwood Mall Valley Fair Granger Provo Midvale Sugar House Valley Center Bountiful Tooele to y |